Life and Algebra.

[fact] algebra and life can both be retarded.

.. the funny this is, they're retarded for similar reason.

{algebra}

algebra is a form of math that deals largely with variables.

now, this is all good and fine.. when its only one variable that your dealing with..

for instance, take the problem "x=5-2+2"

it is relatively easy to figure out the solution to this problem, right?

x=5

what about "100=4x+60"

again, not an incredibly hard problem to figure out..

x=10

but what about "4x=6y-38"?

this problem, no matter what you do, the simplest solution you will ever be able to get is..

2x-3y=-19

no matter what, there is now way for you to find an answer..

so whats the difference between problem a), problem b), and problem c)?

simply that problem c) has more then one variable, and all it takes is that little extra variable to make the problem completely impossible to solve.. and down right aggravating at times..

now {life}
life in concept shouldn't be that hard right?

you live.

worship God.

love you neighbor.

and your pretty much set..

unfortunately, that's doing life "algebra" with only one variable..

is you only have to "solve equations" for yourself, of course its not that difficult, but the minute you start adding friends, acquaintances, and enemies into the mix, everything starts getting screwed..

just like algebra..

now don't get me wrong, friends are what make pondering over life's algebra problems worth while, cause like my pastor once said "if you have nothing to live for, really you live for nothing"

(he was talking about God there, but i think it can be applied to friends too, cause without good friends, whats life worth anyways?)

*sigh* anywho, i just didn't want anyone reading this and thinking i was suggesting that we should all live a hermits or keep everything bottled up because friends make things more complicated, that is not the point i'm trying to make here. (.. actually i don't really have a point, but that's beside the point.. of no point.. past the point of no return.. ah whatever..)

back to the subject, i made this discovery one day while trying to figure out the possible outcomes of a particular situation.. that actually was a rather unsavory equation..

so i'm sitting there doing what i do best; pondering, when all of a sudden i realize something

..and i just groan "ah.. crap!"

(my mom looked at me like i was crazy)

so i continued "i just realized, if it was just me this would be no problem, i've got enough self-control that i could do what i needed to.. there are two other variable i've got to take into consideration.. and that it effectively impossible for me to solve.. ah LORDY geezs! it just like algebra.. *sigh* crapface.."

(.. and just in case you didn't get this point, me and ol'alge don't really have the most fruitful of relationships.. )

anywho, this is really pointless (cause i don't have a point.. and that was redundant..) but i did warn you at the start how pointless the majority of these would be.. and now (i case you were wondering) i spend much less time trying to figure out the answer, because there is just now way it is humanly possible for me to solve for 10 variables in a complex equation.. (and that's in algebra, so i'm just royally screwed in life, cause algebra to life is like "1+1" to trig.. )